10-year-old, devious, underachieving, school-hating boy. Has in the past discovered a comet that was on a crash-course with SPRINGFIELD, and BLINKY THE THREE-EYED FISH. Known for causing school riots and severing any links the States had with Australia. Once sold his soul for $5. First got drunk at the age of 10, causing beer to be banned in SPRINGFIELD. See also: EL BARTO, "AY CARUMBA", "DON'T HAVE A COW" and "I DIDN'T DO IT".